{"id":1250,"date":"2017-06-25T16:24:12","date_gmt":"2017-06-25T16:24:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/aroadkillopera.com\/test\/?p=1250"},"modified":"2017-06-25T16:25:25","modified_gmt":"2017-06-25T16:25:25","slug":"a-roadkill-opera-releases-lyrics-to-in-a-clearing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/aroadkillopera.com\/test\/2017\/06\/25\/a-roadkill-opera-releases-lyrics-to-in-a-clearing\/","title":{"rendered":"A Roadkill Opera Releases Lyrics to &#8220;In A Clearing&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/k-mgmcKqJpw\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<h3><strong>In A Clearing<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p><strong>Eddie<\/strong><br \/>\n\u2018t\u2019s a beauty, beauty, beauty, beauty!<br \/>\nBeauty! Beauty!<\/p>\n<p>A big house, big house, big house, big house.<br \/>\nBig house! Big house!<\/p>\n<p>It must sell quite well, it must sell quite well.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Holly <\/strong><br \/>\nHey, what is all this noise?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Eddie<\/strong><br \/>\nWe must sell out the house.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Holly<\/strong><br \/>\nSo tell me now, what is the problem,<br \/>\ncan I help?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Eddie<\/strong><br \/>\nA fart is a fine thing,<br \/>\nit makes people smile.<\/p>\n<p>A fart is a fine thing,<br \/>\nit makes for big laughter.<\/p>\n<p>Make it loud and make it<br \/>\nbump and squeak and make it sticky!<\/p>\n<p>Like this, like this,<br \/>\n<em>(cups hand under arm and pumps) <\/em><br \/>\nqui qui, qui qui.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Holly<\/strong><br \/>\nSeriously?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Eddie<\/strong><br \/>\nI am as serious as a heart attack<br \/>\nso listen up and listen up tight.<br \/>\nYou hear me?<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIn A Clearing\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cIn A Clearing\u201d needs a punchier line &#8230;<br \/>\nor ending.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Holly<\/strong><br \/>\nHold your horses.<br \/>\nI think the sketch plays fine.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Eddie<\/strong><br \/>\nSure, it does, but\u2026<\/p>\n<p><em>(Marvin hammers)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Holly<\/strong><br \/>\nMarvin! Your timing is perfect!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Eddie<\/strong><br \/>\nJust hear me out, my thinking is &#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Holly<\/strong><br \/>\nThis is no time to think.<br \/>\n<strong>Eddie<\/strong><br \/>\n\u2026 it\u2019s not really funny.<br \/>\nMaybe if we add a monkey \u2026<\/p>\n<p><strong>Holly<\/strong><br \/>\nIt\u2019s funny enough, it will get laughs.<br \/>\nIt is funny enough it will get a good laugh.<br \/>\n<strong>Eddie<\/strong><br \/>\n\u2026 it could be a cash cow.<br \/>\nJust add a monkey, it could be a cash cow!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Holly<\/strong><br \/>\nIt is funny enough it will get a good laugh!<br \/>\n<strong>Eddie<\/strong><br \/>\nJust add a monkey, it could be a cash cow!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Holly<\/strong><br \/>\nThis fellow is crazy! Oh, no!<br \/>\nThis night is too important, so<br \/>\ndon\u2019t change the script on me now.<br \/>\nThis night is too important, so<br \/>\ndon\u2019t change the script on me now,<br \/>\ndon\u2019t change the script right now.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Eddie <\/strong><br \/>\nOr how \u2018bout a llama? With your camera?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Holly<\/strong><br \/>\nBe hard now to switch from<br \/>\nthe script which we staged . . .<br \/>\n. . . and rehearsed and which<br \/>\ntakes place in Yellowstone Park.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Eddie<\/strong><br \/>\nOh, don\u2019t be like this,<br \/>\noh, don&#8217;t be like this,<br \/>\noh, don&#8217;t be like this,<br \/>\n<strong>Holly<\/strong><br \/>\nOh me, oh me, oh me.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Eddie<\/strong><br \/>\nit\u2019s a piece of cake.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Holly<\/strong><br \/>\nIt\u2019s a question of blocking,<br \/>\na question of blocking,<br \/>\nyou are freaking me out!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Eddie<\/strong><br \/>\nPerhaps a hissing lizard, perhaps a hissing lizard!<br \/>\nIt could pick up the pace,<br \/>\nthink of what it could do,<br \/>\nit could spook out the bear,<br \/>\nit could bite the bison,<br \/>\nor goose a moose!<\/p>\n<p><em>(Marvin hammers)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Holly<\/strong><br \/>\nMarvin! Your timing is perfect!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Eddie<\/strong><br \/>\nLove it, love it!<\/p>\n<p><em>(Marvin hammers)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Holly <\/strong><br \/>\nMarvin!<\/p>\n<p><em>(Marvin hammers)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Eddie <\/strong><br \/>\nLove it, love it!<\/p>\n<p><em>(Marvin hammers)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Holly<\/strong><br \/>\nMarvin! This is no time to think.<br \/>\n<strong>Eddie <\/strong><br \/>\nLove it, love it, love it, love it!<\/p>\n<p><em>(Marvin hammers)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Eddie<\/strong><br \/>\nJust hear out my thinking \u2026<\/p>\n<p><strong>Holly<\/strong><br \/>\nIt is funny enough, yes,<br \/>\nfunny enough, yes,<br \/>\nfunny, yes, funny, yes, funny, yes, oh<br \/>\n<strong>Eddie<\/strong><br \/>\nplease hear out my thinking.<br \/>\nPlease hear out my thought;<br \/>\njust add a monkey, it will mean cash. Oh.<\/p>\n<p><em>(Marvin hammers)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Holly<\/strong><br \/>\n\u2026 enough, yes. Oh, yes.<br \/>\nIt will get a good, oh,<br \/>\nit will get a good, oh,<br \/>\nit will get a good laugh.<br \/>\n<strong>Eddie<\/strong><br \/>\nIf we add a monkey,<br \/>\nwe&#8217;ll get a cash cow!<br \/>\nWe\u2019ll get a cash cow,<br \/>\nwe\u2019ll get a cash cow.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Holly<\/strong><br \/>\nIt\u2019s funny enough<br \/>\nit will get a good laugh.<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s funny enough<br \/>\nit will get a good laugh.<br \/>\n<strong>Eddie<\/strong><br \/>\nIf we add a monkey,<br \/>\nwe&#8217;ll get a cash cow!<br \/>\nIf we add a monkey,<br \/>\nwe&#8217;ll get a cash cow, yes, sir,<\/p>\n<p><strong>Holly<\/strong><br \/>\nIt will get some laughs. Ah, laughs.<br \/>\n<strong>Eddie<\/strong><br \/>\nget a cow, get a cow, get a cow,<br \/>\nget a cow, get a cow, get a cow, get a cash cow!<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/PtICQpj0XyM\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In A Clearing Eddie \u2018t\u2019s a beauty, beauty, beauty, beauty! Beauty! Beauty! A big house, big house, big house, big house. Big house! Big house! It must sell quite well, it must sell quite well. Holly Hey, what is all this noise? Eddie We must sell out the house. 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